thedorkiestviking:

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

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UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE

the vagina is dark and full of terrors

God: I am god
Moses: no way
God: Yahweh
What are five things you fear? What are five things you love? In any order...
Anonymous

Hmm. I’m afraid of the dark. And heights, and things under the bed.

I love key lime cheesecake even though I don’t eat it anymore, plastic needlepoint canvas, and ukeleles.

That’s three of each instead of five, but I’m not 100% sure this question wasn’t asked by a bot. If it wasn’t, I’m terribly sorry I doubted you.

ty for your advice bout my friend she told me that she just has been really depressed and did not want to burden anyone. I guess that makes sense
Anonymous

Which is her choice, of course, but frustrating…make sure she knows you would never consider her a burden if she does decide she wants to talk, and then maybe distract her with cheerful conversation. Glad I was able to help a little :)

You watch us run.

youcanttaketheskyfromme:

note-a-bear:

all-aboard-the-childish-tycoon:

Summer Glau rehearsing for Serenity

I really love that she fights like a dancer.

”She always did love to dance”

dorothytrose:

theheroheart:

sushigal007:

a-creepy-wholockian:

phoenix-aflame:

benjaminminu:

How the fuck did he get hired there giving his name as “The Doctor”?

Im pretty sure he either used psychic paper or said “fuck it” and just made his own name tag and pretended he was hired.

I have one of those Doctor Who books that gives extra info on stuff and someone made up the application he sent to get hired and you really have to find it and see it because it’s pure gold. He put his age as like 1,200 and crossed it out and put 50 or something then wrote “Is that too high?” and crossed that out too and just wrote 29

I know I already reblogged it, but I had a feeling I’d seen that application IRL, so I dug out my books and went looking.

:)

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i cant

I have a feeling he got hired because they realised they wouldn’t have to pay him.

mizgnomer:

Please choose your own favorite way to describe these gifs:

  • The Tenth Doctor putting on the Fifth Doctor’s coat
  • David Tennant putting on Peter Davison’s Doctor’s coat
  • David Tennant putting on his father-in-law’s coat
  • A Doctor Who fan putting on the coat belonging to one of his favorite Doctors
  • Father of The Doctor’s Daughter putting on the coat belonging to the father of The Doctor’s Daughter
  • Complete Doctor Who coat awesomeness

nunyahbis:

silentgiantla:

The 40 Most Breathtaking Abandoned Places In The World

I think you mean locations for the next silent hill.

The Doctor’s got mad dad skills